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Sarcastic "Calm Down We’ll Make It Look Like An Accident" T‑Shirt Retro Gift for Her
XS / Pebble Brown
$21.99
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This shirt carries a wink and an edge — a soft, lightweight tee that speaks in dry humor. The short-sleeve silhouette and clean crew neckline make it easy to wear day-to-day, while the bold, sarcastic line — “Calm down we will make it look like an Accident” — sits flat and crisp on breathable cotton. It’s the kind of top you reach for when you want to be ironic but comfortable: thrown on for late-night hangs, road trips, or a rowdy house party where the vibes are mischievous and loud. The ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep the shape through repeats, and the tear-away label leaves the back of your neck irritation-free. Made from Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with careful stitching and loyal retail fit, this tee layers easily under jackets or wears alone as a statement.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight, breathable (Bella+Canvas 3001).
- Retail fit with ribbed knit collar, side seams, and shoulder tape for lasting shape.
- Crisp, detailed prints using DTF/DTG methods for standout text and sleeve designs.
- Tear-away label to reduce irritation; REACH certified and adult sizing.
- Available in blended heathers and solid colors; ethically manufactured under fair-labor standards.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Sarcastic "Calm Down We’ll Make It Look Like An Accident" T‑Shirt Retro Gift for Her
$21.99
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight, breathable (Bella+Canvas 3001).
- Retail fit with ribbed knit collar, side seams, and shoulder tape for lasting shape.
- Crisp, detailed prints using DTF/DTG methods for standout text and sleeve designs.
- Tear-away label to reduce irritation; REACH certified and adult sizing.
- Available in blended heathers and solid colors; ethically manufactured under fair-labor standards.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean